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Decorations....

AzPete

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I got this in an e-mail. No idea who did this but it is cool. The explanation comes with it at the bottom.

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"Good news is that I truly out did myself this year with my Christmas decorations. The bad news is that I had to take him down after 2 days. I had more people come screaming up to my house than ever.Great stories. But two things made me take it down.

First, the cops advised me that it would cause traffic accidents as they almost wrecked when they drove by.

Second, a 55 year old lady grabbed the 75 pound ladder almost killed herself putting it against my house and didn't realize it was fake until she climbed to the top (she was not happy). By the way, she was one of many people who attempted to do that. My yard couldn't take it either. I have more than a few tire tracks where people literally drove up my yard."
 
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So I am old and forgetful.....at least I don't keep hearing the same jokes all the time anymore.......lol
 
That was an e-mail Mark; not part of the porn, ehem.. I mean mature audience TXTs that I occasionaly send out...
 
"lethal289" said:
So rick owes pete an apology then! :lol

I'm sorry Pete, please accept my humble apology..... I got the same thing in about 5 e-mails.... I knew I saw it somewhere....
 
"Fast68back" said:
I'm sorry Pete, please accept my humble apology..... I got the same thing in about 5 e-mails.... I knew I saw it somewhere....
:ecit So, I am not as old and forgetful as you made me out to be......the humbleness is accepted......
 
"70_Fastback" said:
occasionaly send out...



:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol


Good one J



Problem comes when Deb sees em.
 
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