Drunk communication

[blue65coupe]

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Specificity
2. Anti-constitutionalistically
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
4. Transubstantiate

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. No thanks, I'm married.
2. Nope, no more booze for me!
3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
4. Taco Bell ? No thanks, I'm not hungry.
5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
6. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
7. I'm not interested in fighting you.
8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool!
9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this parking lot or on the side of the road.
10. I must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning.

 

[Anonymous]

:lol :lol

 

[FordDude]

I cannot say some of those words even when I am not drunk. :lol fd

 

[lethal289]

Thats great! :lol :lol :lol

 

[66gt350]

I musth be dwunk. they all looks tha same...blurrryyy

 

[beach pony]

Duane, the Security Occifers at Broadway have gotten hold of a copy of this and will be using this to determine impairedness at the Fall Motorcycle Rally this year! :craz

 

[blue65coupe]

Duane, the Security Occifers at Broadway have gotten hold of a copy of this and will be using this to determine impairedness at the Fall Motorcycle Rally this year! :craz

Thanks for the info. Looks like I'll save money on cover charges.

 

[beach pony]

I've got this vision of Dave on the bench at Broadway trying to eat pizza and pass the "Can you say this" test. Somehow I figure he'll pass it and piss on something to celebrate! :beat