SELLERSRODSHOP
Well-Known Member
A guy went out duck hunting in the fall and a gust of wind blew,
his gun fell over and discharged shooting him in his private parts.
Several hours later, lying in a hospital bed, he was approached by his doctor.
"Well sir, I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is that you
are going to be OK. The damage was local to your groin, there was very little
internal damage and we were able to remove all of the buckshot."
"What's the bad news?" asked the hunter.
"The bad news is that there was some pretty extensive buckshot damage done to
your penis which left quite a few holes in it. I'm going to have to refer you to
my sister."
"Well I guess that isn't too bad," the hunter replied. "Is your sister a
plastic surgeon?"
"Not exactly," answered the doctor.
"She's a flute player in the New York Symphony Orchestra. . She's going to teach
you where to put your fingers so you don't piss in your eye.�
his gun fell over and discharged shooting him in his private parts.
Several hours later, lying in a hospital bed, he was approached by his doctor.
"Well sir, I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is that you
are going to be OK. The damage was local to your groin, there was very little
internal damage and we were able to remove all of the buckshot."
"What's the bad news?" asked the hunter.
"The bad news is that there was some pretty extensive buckshot damage done to
your penis which left quite a few holes in it. I'm going to have to refer you to
my sister."
"Well I guess that isn't too bad," the hunter replied. "Is your sister a
plastic surgeon?"
"Not exactly," answered the doctor.
"She's a flute player in the New York Symphony Orchestra. . She's going to teach
you where to put your fingers so you don't piss in your eye.�
