Dude: Doc, see I have this sexual problem.
Doc: "is it erectile dysfunction?"
Dude: No, it is more complicated than that.
Doc: Try to explain.
Dude: Well, every morning when I wake up, I have sex with my wife. Then, I go take the kids to school. I have a little fling going with their teacher, so she usually blows me in the parking lot. Then, I go pick up the first person in my carpool, and she blows me too. When I get to work, I usually bang my secretary on the morning coffee break. Then, I meet my wife for lunch and we fuck in the park. In the afternoon, there is this cute girl in the mail room that blows me when she brings the mail by. On the way home, I stop my my mistress' house for a quick fuck. My wife is horney after dinner, and once the kids are in bed, we fuck at least twice. This is the same every day."
Doc: Jeezus, man, what could possibly be the problem with that?
Dude: It hurts when I jerk off.
Kev
Doc: "is it erectile dysfunction?"
Dude: No, it is more complicated than that.
Doc: Try to explain.
Dude: Well, every morning when I wake up, I have sex with my wife. Then, I go take the kids to school. I have a little fling going with their teacher, so she usually blows me in the parking lot. Then, I go pick up the first person in my carpool, and she blows me too. When I get to work, I usually bang my secretary on the morning coffee break. Then, I meet my wife for lunch and we fuck in the park. In the afternoon, there is this cute girl in the mail room that blows me when she brings the mail by. On the way home, I stop my my mistress' house for a quick fuck. My wife is horney after dinner, and once the kids are in bed, we fuck at least twice. This is the same every day."
Doc: Jeezus, man, what could possibly be the problem with that?
Dude: It hurts when I jerk off.
Kev
