Ebay ripoff!

[sgtjunior]

I spent $50.00 on E-bay for a penis enlarger.

Bastards sent me a magnifying glass..

 

[AzPete]

What....no instructions.......?

 

[Flysure1]

Whatever you do don't use it in the direct sunlight!!!

 

[Midlife]

I spent $50.00 on E-bay for a penis enlarger.

Bastards sent me a magnifying glass..

Wasn't enough magnification, eh?

 

[ko67]

I spent $50.00 on E-bay for a penis enlarger.

UMM, dude, I am not sure that I would admit buying a penis enlarger if I were you. Maybe you should do what I do and say "Mark just spent $50.00 on E-bay or a penis enlarger." I would make some comment about that fact that the last thing I need is a penis enlarger, but then one of the :homo in Norcal would say :rulz and :wop and that could get out of hand. Literally.

Good joke btw.

 

[KBMWRS]

UMM, dude, I am not sure that I would admit buying a penis enlarger if I were you. Maybe you should do what I do and say "Mark just spent $50.00 on E-bay or a penis enlarger." I would make some comment about that fact that the last thing I need is a penis enlarger, but then one of the :homo in Norcal would say :rulz and :wop and that could get out of hand. Literally.

Good joke btw.

This from a guy in Texas whose license plate frame says "I go toplesss". uk :yah

 

[Anonymous]

This from a guy in Texas whose license plate frame says "I go toplesss". uk :yah

That's only because he USED to have a frame that said "I go bottomless" and he got rear ended.

 

[sgtjunior]

UMM, dude, I am not sure that I would admit buying a penis enlarger if I were you. Maybe you should do what I do and say "Mark just spent $50.00 on E-bay or a penis enlarger." I would make some comment about that fact that the last thing I need is a penis enlarger, but then one of the :homo in Norcal would say and that could get out of hand. Literally.

Good joke btw.

Well, my name is Mark too so that one wouldn't work. Plus, if you can't laugh at yourself, don't worry someone else will

And if someone wants to look, it better be a her!!

 

[guruatbol]

For you girls out there you can get a footlong for $5 at subway.....

Mel

 

[sgtjunior]

For you girls out there you can get a footlong for $5 at subway.....

Mel

Is that like having an addadictomy?

 

[blue65coupe]

That's only because he USED to have a frame that said "I go bottomless" and he got rear ended.

roflmao