Well, in my Noob intro post I mentioned that I was a standup comic for a while. THe pressure is on to open with a good one. Here is my second favorite joke. I used to do a version of this in my set.
A lady is laughing to herself and her husband asks:
Him: What is so funny?
Her? I am thinking of this really funny dirty limerick.
Him: Let's hear it.
Her: Well, some of the words are really dirty and I dont want to say them out loud.
Him: Well, if there is any word that is too dirty, just say a nonsense syllable like "La La La" instead, that way, you dont have to say any words that are too dirty for you.
Her: You mean, if part of the limerick is too filthy dirty for me to say, I just say "La La La" and not the really nasty dirty word?
Him: Right. Exactly
Her: OK, here goes: ( out loud in typical limerick meter and style)
"There once was a La La La La,
who La La La La La La La La;
she La La La La,
but La La La la,
and La La La La fucking cunt."
A lady is laughing to herself and her husband asks:
Him: What is so funny?
Her? I am thinking of this really funny dirty limerick.
Him: Let's hear it.
Her: Well, some of the words are really dirty and I dont want to say them out loud.
Him: Well, if there is any word that is too dirty, just say a nonsense syllable like "La La La" instead, that way, you dont have to say any words that are too dirty for you.
Her: You mean, if part of the limerick is too filthy dirty for me to say, I just say "La La La" and not the really nasty dirty word?
Him: Right. Exactly
Her: OK, here goes: ( out loud in typical limerick meter and style)
"There once was a La La La La,
who La La La La La La La La;
she La La La La,
but La La La la,
and La La La La fucking cunt."
