Four Great religious Beliefs

[FordDude]

People of all faiths should remember these four great religious truths:

1. Muslims do not recognize Jews as God's chosen people.

2. Jews do not recognize Christ as the Messiah.

3. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian world.

4. Baptists do not recognize each other at Hooters or the Liquor Store.

fd

 

[Mach1Mark]

#4 or twin peaks or tilted kilt.

 

[Ponyman66]

Dunno about Twin Peaks. They'd only refuse to recognize each other until the fights and shooting started!

Ouch!

 

[70 StangMan]

Dunno about Twin Peaks. They'd only refuse to recognize each other until the fights and shooting started!

Ouch!

 

[Mach1Mark]

Dunno about Twin Peaks. They'd only refuse to recognize each other until the fights and shooting started!Ouch!

I was talking about Baptists . . . who are you talking about?

 

[Ponyman66]

I was talking about Baptists . . . who are you talking about?

Guess you didn't realize the big biker brawl/shootout in Waco, Tx was at a Twin Peaks.

 

[Mach1Mark]

No, I realized it and it wasn't important to the thread.

 

[mustangstofear]

So true

 

[Ponyman66]

No more or less important than anyone's comments.

 

[Mach1Mark]

No more or less important than anyone's comments.

Now youre just trying to start an argument . . . will that be the five minute argument or the full half hour?

 

[Midlife]

Naw...he's just pining for the fjords.

 

[Ponyman66]

Now youre just trying to start an argument . . . will that be the five minute argument or the full half hour?

Actually Mark, no argument was ever intended. After reading my first response to your question I can see the wording may have been read as a snide reply. Nothing further from the truth. I honestly didn't know whether you got the reference. In retrospect I could have/probably should have worded it as:

<snip> The big biker brawl/shootout in Waco, Tx <snip> at a Twin Peaks.

I too was making references to Baptists at Twin Peaks (instead of Hooters). You obviously saw no humor in my response, so be it.

 

[Mach1Mark]

Actually Mark, no argument was ever intended. After reading my first response to your question I can see the wording may have been read as a snide reply. Nothing further from the truth. I honestly didn't know whether you got the reference. In retrospect I could have/probably should have worded it as:

I too was making references to Baptists at Twin Peaks (instead of Hooters). You obviously saw no humor in my response, so be it.

No worries, John. I was repeating a line from an oooooooollllddd Monty Python skit (Mid got it . . . we must have the same warped sense of humor).

 

[opentrackerSteve]

Pining for the fjords? That's a dead parrot!

 

[Ponyman66]

No worries, John. I was repeating a line from an oooooooollllddd Monty Python skit (Mid got it . . . we must have the same warped sense of humor).

I understand now, I seriously missed it. Besides, I came here for the abuse!

 

[Ponyman66]

Naw...he's just pining for the fjords.

Lemme guess, you've always dreamed of being a lumberjack, right?

 

[Midlife]

You silly git!

 

[Ponyman66]