Friday Funny

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CELIBACY

What is Celibacy?

Celibacy can be a choice in life, or a condition imposed by Circumstances.

While attending a Marriage Weekend, Walter and his wife, Jean, listened to
the instructor declare, 'It is essential that husbands and wives know the
things that are important to each other.."

He then addressed the men,
'Can you name and describe your wife's favorite flower?'

Walter leaned over, touched Ann's arm gently, and whispered,
'Gold Medal-All-Purpose, isn't it?'

And thus began Walter's life of celibacy..........

 

[Gigantopithecus]

:lol :lol

 

[n_pieces]

mg

 

[66gt350]

sounds like something I'd say!!! :lol :lol :lol

 

[AzPete]

CELIBACY

What is Celibacy?

Celibacy can be a choice in life, or a condition imposed by Circumstances.

While attending a Marriage Weekend, Walter and his wife, Jean, listened to
the instructor declare, 'It is essential that husbands and wives know the
things that are important to each other.."

He then addressed the men,
'Can you name and describe your wife's favorite flower?'

Walter leaned over, touched Ann's arm gently, and whispered,
'Gold Medal-All-Purpose, isn't it?'

And thus began Walter's life of celibacy..........


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]But, it sounds like maybe Walter had two wives there......

 

[Gigantopithecus]

Good catch Pete :lol

 

[66gt350]

two wives...that poor guy. Hving to listen to two women nag at him is more than any one man should have to put up with!!!!

 

[scedd]

dont forget the poor bugger ends up with 2 mothers in law

 

[sigtauenus]

Read the joke to my wife and she laughed hysterically. Then her face went deadpan and she asked me what her favorite flower is.

Needless to say, I just got cut off...