blue65coupe
Well-Known Member
There is a girl that works with my wife that has two boys. One is in middle school and the other in elementary school. The other day they were at football practice for the kid who is in middle school and the mom was walking around the school's track while her youngest son was playing in the grass. Another mom who was walking came up to Tonya (wife's co-worker) and informed her that her son was playing with a knife. Tonya heads over to where her boy is and sure enough he found a small hunting knife and was playing with it. She took it and continued walking. The next lap around the same lady informed her that her son was playing with a lizard. Again, Tonya heads over to see what her son has gotten into. The conversation went something like this:
Mom: "Did you find a lizard?"
Son: "Yes."
Mom: "Where is it?"
Son: "It's in my pocket."
Mom: "In your pocket? Well take it out. Why would you put it in your pocket?"
Son: "Don't worry Mom, I cut it's head off so it wouldn't bite me."
With that he proceeds to pull a decapitated lizard out of his pocket and show it to his mom. Gotta love kids.
Mom: "Did you find a lizard?"
Son: "Yes."
Mom: "Where is it?"
Son: "It's in my pocket."
Mom: "In your pocket? Well take it out. Why would you put it in your pocket?"
Son: "Don't worry Mom, I cut it's head off so it wouldn't bite me."
With that he proceeds to pull a decapitated lizard out of his pocket and show it to his mom. Gotta love kids.
