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God and the biker

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blue65coupe

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A man was riding his Harley along a California beach when suddenly the sky
clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, 'Because you
have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.' The
biker pulled over and said, 'Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over
anytime I want'. The Lord said, 'That request is materialistic, think of the
enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required to
reach the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! It
will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard
for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time
and think of something that could possibly help mankind.' The biker thought
about it for a long time. Finally, he said, 'Okay, I wish that I, and all
men, could understand our wives; I want to know how she feels inside, what
she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries,
what she means when she says 'nothing's wrong', and how I can
make a woman truly happy.' And the Lord replied, 'You want two lanes or
four lanes on that bridge?
 
One Sunday morning, everyone in one bright, beautiful, tiny town got up early and went to the local church.

Before the services started, the townspeople were sitting in their pews and talking about their lives, their families, etc.

Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church. Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate.

Soon everyone was evacuated from the church, except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his pew, not moving... seemingly oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy was in his presence.

Now this confused Satan a bit, so he walked up to the man and said, "Don't you know who I am?"

The man replied, "Yep, sure do."

Satan asked, "Aren't you afraid of me?"

"Nope, sure ain't," said the man.

Satan was a little perturbed at this and queried, "Why aren't you afraid of me?"

The man calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for over 48 years."

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