SkidMark
Active Member
Bartender: What'll ya have?
Guy #1: give me a jack and coke
Bartender reaches under the bar and sets an apple in front of the guy
Guy #1: wth is this?
Bartender: take a bite
Guy #1 takes a bite...
Guy #1: Wow! that tastes just like whiskey!
Bartender: turn it around and take a bite out of the other side
Guy #1: Wow! That tastes just like coke! This is awesome!
Guy #2 walks in...
Bartender: What'll ya have?
Guy #2: Rum and coke please
Bartender reaches under the bar and sets an apple in front of the guy
Guy #2: wth is this?
Bartender: take a bite
Guy #1: trust me, just do it
Guy #2 takes a bite...
Guy #2: Wow! that tastes just like rum!
Bartender: turn it around and take bite out of the other side
Guy #2: Wow! That tastes just like coke! This is awesome!
Guy #3 walks in, Guy #1 and Guy #2 are enjoying their apples and tell him about it.
Being the smartass he is Guy #3 asks the bartender if he has an apple that tastes like pussy.
Bartender reaches under the bar and sets an apple in front of him.
Guy #3 takes a bite, spits it out and says "Jesus, that tastes like shit!"
Bartender says "Turn it around...."
Guy #1: give me a jack and coke
Bartender reaches under the bar and sets an apple in front of the guy
Guy #1: wth is this?
Bartender: take a bite
Guy #1 takes a bite...
Guy #1: Wow! that tastes just like whiskey!
Bartender: turn it around and take a bite out of the other side
Guy #1: Wow! That tastes just like coke! This is awesome!
Guy #2 walks in...
Bartender: What'll ya have?
Guy #2: Rum and coke please
Bartender reaches under the bar and sets an apple in front of the guy
Guy #2: wth is this?
Bartender: take a bite
Guy #1: trust me, just do it
Guy #2 takes a bite...
Guy #2: Wow! that tastes just like rum!
Bartender: turn it around and take bite out of the other side
Guy #2: Wow! That tastes just like coke! This is awesome!
Guy #3 walks in, Guy #1 and Guy #2 are enjoying their apples and tell him about it.
Being the smartass he is Guy #3 asks the bartender if he has an apple that tastes like pussy.
Bartender reaches under the bar and sets an apple in front of him.
Guy #3 takes a bite, spits it out and says "Jesus, that tastes like shit!"
Bartender says "Turn it around...."
