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Happy Birthday Jack!!

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Hope you have a great day today :pep :pbj You deserve it for putting up with all the crap we give ya :naug
 
Happy B-day Jack. Just to show that we really can get along, I made you a cake for this special day. It's just a small gesture of friendship from me to you.






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"blue65coupe" said:
Happy B-day Jack. Just to show that we really can get along, I made you a cake for this special day. It's just a small gesture of friendship from me to you.






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Now that's just way cool. Many thanks to all. :)
 
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"KBMWRS" said:
Happy B-Day Jack!!!! :pep :pep

But I must admit...I don't know Jack...so they say. :eek:mg
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I do not know Jack either, but hope that you had a happy day. :vic

and this is Mikey's fault...

WHO IS JACK SCHITT?

For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, "You don’t know Jack Schitt!"

Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way.

Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc.They

had one son, Jack. In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deap Schitt and Dip Schitt.

Against her parents’ objections, Deap Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and, because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock.

Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt. Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials.

The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Hoarse. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.

Now when someone says, "You don’t know Jack Schitt" you can correct them.

Sincerely,

Crock O. Schitt

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