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Hard decision..

70 StangMan

70 StangMan

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A woman came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman.

With superhuman strength borne of fury, she dragged her husband down the stairs to the garage and put his penis in a vise.

She then secured it tightly and removed the handle. Next she picked up a hacksaw.

The husband terrified, screamed, "Stop! Stop! You're not going to......to....cut it off are you?!"

The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, said, "Nope,........... I'm going to set the garage on fire."
 
You're starting to sound like a vote whore just like that Jeremy guy :hide
 
"silverblueBP" said:
You're starting to sound like a vote whore just like that Jeremy guy :hide
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Yea, but I'm just a Vote-Whore-in-Training. That would explain why I suck so bad at it. Nothing like Master J. :wor :wor :wor(my idol)
 
"silverblueBP" said:
You're starting to sound like a vote whore just like that Jeremy guy :hide
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"70 StangMan" said:
Yea, but I'm just a Vote-Whore-in-Training. That would explain why I suck so bad at it. Nothing like Master J. :wor :wor :wor(my idol)
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:bowdown
 
"70_Fastback" said:
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OMG, you just made me spit all over the keyboard, monitor and the dog. I'm currently choking from laughing so hard.
 
Just so everyone gets up to speed.

Way back, must be at least 2 years now. I went over to J's to help cut and buff out his GO paint job. It was a little chilly that morning and I had on my usual grey sweatshirt. It warmed up and I took the sweatshirt off.

Fast forward to today. I've been to his house since, but always forget the damn sweatshirt. I drive by there once a month on the way to the CCI meeting (puppy raisers) and always forget or don't have time to stop and pick it up.

J's post was reminding me that he still holds the sweatshirt ransom and is ready to light it up if I continue to call him names. I found it HYSTERICAL :yah

So, now everyone is up to speed and it's no longer an "inside" joke. Feel free to laugh at the tard[nb]like I haven't already given enough reasons[/nb]
 
"KBMWRS" said:
He hasn't used it as a Waxing buffer yet?
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I don't want to imagine what he's done with that sweatshirt. Probably all stuck together.
 
"silverblueBP" said:
Way back, must be at least 2 years now. I went over to J's to help cut and buff out his GO paint job. It was a little chilly that morning and I had on my usual grey sweatshirt. It warmed up and I took the sweatshirt off.
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So how do you know that it was a gray sweatshirt? Or is that the color that J told you it was? Hmmm I wonder what color it really is. :nut

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Deb told me it was GRAY[nb]Grey became the established British spelling in the 20th century, pace Dr. Johnson and others,[131] and it is but a minor variant in American English, according to dictionaries. Canadians tend to prefer grey. Both Grey and Gray are found in proper names everywhere in the English-speaking world.[/nb]
 
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