Dennis Harrelson
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So a walrus is driving cross country, and his car breaks down in a small town. He manages to limp into a garage, where the mechanic tells him "Well, it's gonna take a couple hours or so, so you might as well go do some window shopping or something"
The walrus thanks the guy, and heads out to kill time. He wanders through town, window shops as suggested, pokes around some pawn shops, etc. After a couple hours, he heads back, passing an ice cream shop on the way. He buys a cone, and walks on back to the garage.
The mechanic sees the walrus come in, and tells him "You've blown a seal."
"No I didn't!" cries the walrus defensively, "I just ate an ice cream cone!"
The walrus thanks the guy, and heads out to kill time. He wanders through town, window shops as suggested, pokes around some pawn shops, etc. After a couple hours, he heads back, passing an ice cream shop on the way. He buys a cone, and walks on back to the garage.
The mechanic sees the walrus come in, and tells him "You've blown a seal."
"No I didn't!" cries the walrus defensively, "I just ate an ice cream cone!"