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Help out your wifes/girlfriends fight cancer

Gives a new meaning to "It's all in your hands now."

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Never argue with a Moron. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

If the women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy.
 
in the same spirit...
old guy walks up to a well endowed young girl on the beach...

old man..."miss, could I feel your breasts for $50?"
young girl... "no way !"
old man... "how about for $100?"...
young girl hesitates, then says "absolutely not!"
old man... "how about for $500?"
young girl thinks for a minute, the old man seems harmless enough and she can really use the money... "OK, for $500 you can feel my breasts"

old guy starts feeling away... saying "o god, o god, o god"
young girl... "hey mister, are you OK?"
old guy... "o god, where am I gonna get $500?"
 
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