This happened on a flight getting ready to
Depart for Detroit .
Jack was sitting on the plane when a guytook the seat beside him. The guy was anemotional wreck, pale, hands shaking,moaning in fear..
"What's the matter?" Jack asked.
"I've been transferred to Detroit , there'scrazy people there. They've got lots ofshootings, gangs, race riots, drugs,poor public schools, and the highestcrime rate in the nation.."
Jack replied, "I've lived in Detroit all my life.It's not as bad as the media says. Find anice home, go to work, mind your ownbusiness, enroll your kids in a nice privateschool. It's as safe a place as anywhere in the world."
The guy relaxed and stopped shaking and said,"Oh, thank you. I've been worried to death.But if you live there and say it's OK, I'll take your
Word for it. What do you do for a living?"
"I'm a tail gunner on a Budweiser truck."
:lol
Depart for Detroit .
Jack was sitting on the plane when a guytook the seat beside him. The guy was anemotional wreck, pale, hands shaking,moaning in fear..
"What's the matter?" Jack asked.
"I've been transferred to Detroit , there'scrazy people there. They've got lots ofshootings, gangs, race riots, drugs,poor public schools, and the highestcrime rate in the nation.."
Jack replied, "I've lived in Detroit all my life.It's not as bad as the media says. Find anice home, go to work, mind your ownbusiness, enroll your kids in a nice privateschool. It's as safe a place as anywhere in the world."
The guy relaxed and stopped shaking and said,"Oh, thank you. I've been worried to death.But if you live there and say it's OK, I'll take your
Word for it. What do you do for a living?"
"I'm a tail gunner on a Budweiser truck."
:lol
