Holiday Safety

[sgtjunior]

Thought it would be better to get this out before the Holidays.



Please, take care of yourself. A recent joint study conducted by the Department of Health and the Department of Motor Vehicles indicates that 23% of traffic accidents are alcohol related.



This means that the remaining 77% are caused by assholes who drink bottled water, Starbucks, soda, juice, energy drinks and sh$t like that.



Therefore, beware of those who do not drink alcohol. They cause three times as many accidents.



This message is sent to you by someone who worries about your safety.



Happy Holidays!

 

[ko67]

Thought it would be better to get this out before the Holidays.



Please, take care of yourself. A recent joint study...

I remember joint studies from my college days

 

[sgtjunior]

for medicinal purposes only

 

[Midlife]

I'll drink and smoke to that!

 

[Kats66Pny]

If you remember your college days.... you did it wrong. :roll

 

[Gigantopithecus]

If you remember your college days.... you did it wrong. :roll

Then I must have gotten something right. I can remember that I went to college for 2 years, but nothing else. In fact, there's this blank space that runs 1997-2000, I can't recall really anything.

 

[B67FSTB]

Happy Holidays to all of you !!

 

[beach pony]

Thank you for that enlightening information. Honey, where's the egg nog? :beer

 

[sgtjunior]

If you remember your college days.... you did it wrong. :roll

That's why I didn't even go to college until my 30's. I had to clean out after high school.