Muhammad the Pakistani came over from Pakistan and he was only
here a few months when he became very ill.
He went to doctor after doctor, but none of them could help him.
Finally, he went to an Arabic doctor who said: 'Take dees bucket,
go into de odder room, crap in de bucket, pee on de crap,
and den put your head down over de bucket and breathe in de fumes for ten minutes.'
Muhammad took the bucket, went into the other room, crapped in the bucket,
peed on the crap, bent over and breathed in the fumes for ten minutes.
Coming back to the doctor he said, 'It worked. I feel terrific! What was wrong with me?'
The doctor said 'You were homesick!'
here a few months when he became very ill.
He went to doctor after doctor, but none of them could help him.
Finally, he went to an Arabic doctor who said: 'Take dees bucket,
go into de odder room, crap in de bucket, pee on de crap,
and den put your head down over de bucket and breathe in de fumes for ten minutes.'
Muhammad took the bucket, went into the other room, crapped in the bucket,
peed on the crap, bent over and breathed in the fumes for ten minutes.
Coming back to the doctor he said, 'It worked. I feel terrific! What was wrong with me?'
The doctor said 'You were homesick!'
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