d_ford
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A couple were going shopping when the car started acting up. They managed to get it into the parking lot at the mall and shut it off. The husband told the wife to go ahead and do her shopping and he would stay and work on the car.
After awhile she returned to find a group of men standing around her car and a pair of mens legs sticking out from under it. As she approached she noticed that his family jewels were hanging out of his shorts so being the dutiful wife she was and not wanting to cause her husband any embarassment she calmly knelt down beside him and tucked them back into place.
She stood up hoping no one had seen what she had done and looked across the car only to see her husband smiling at her.
The mechanic had to get five stitches in his forehead.
After awhile she returned to find a group of men standing around her car and a pair of mens legs sticking out from under it. As she approached she noticed that his family jewels were hanging out of his shorts so being the dutiful wife she was and not wanting to cause her husband any embarassment she calmly knelt down beside him and tucked them back into place.
She stood up hoping no one had seen what she had done and looked across the car only to see her husband smiling at her.
The mechanic had to get five stitches in his forehead.
