This guy walks into the bar carrying a 4 foot alligator. "Hey" yells the bartender, "you can't bring that into my bar". The customer says "Don't worry, he's totally trained. Check this out" He puts the alligator up on the bar and says to it "open mouth" and the alligator follows the orders perfectly. The customer then drops his drawers and lays his woodily doodily inside the alligator mouth, opens up a beer and slowly finishes it off. Afterwards he removes his woodily doodily and says to the alligator "close mouth" and as expected the alligator follows the command perfectly.
Everyone around the bar can't believe what they just saw and the guy yells out "does anyone else care to try it". Beach Pony who is sitting at the end of the bar with his hot wife Rosey Palm yells out "yeah I'll give it a try but I don't know if I can keep my mouth open that long".
Everyone around the bar can't believe what they just saw and the guy yells out "does anyone else care to try it". Beach Pony who is sitting at the end of the bar with his hot wife Rosey Palm yells out "yeah I'll give it a try but I don't know if I can keep my mouth open that long".
