carlizard
Active Member
A minister was completing a temperance sermon. With great emphasis he said, If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river. With even greater emphasis he said, And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river. And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he said, And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river. Sermon complete, he sat down...
The song leader stood very cautiously and announced with a smile, nearly laughing, For our closing song, let us sing Hymn #365, 'Shall We Gather at the River'.
Smile -- life is too short not to!!
See you at the river!!
The song leader stood very cautiously and announced with a smile, nearly laughing, For our closing song, let us sing Hymn #365, 'Shall We Gather at the River'.
Smile -- life is too short not to!!
See you at the river!!
