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I am moving to LA....I have found a new state gov job

"dodgestang" said:
I am heading up the new condom use division. It will be hard I am sure transiting from adult film set to adult film set making sure and briefly checking that all rules are being followed which might require closely inspecting insertion areas for signs of cheating.
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That's what she said...

and remember if it's hard for more than 4 hours, please consult your doctor...
 
"TommyK" said:
Very fitting.

You are after all the poster boy for condom use. :thu
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Yup. I was Magnum's spokemen for a while in my previous life when they launched their "never too big to break it" campaign.
 
So its true......what they call you.

Are you a Big P**** or a Little P****?

:roll Joking...... :yah
 
"SAC69" said:
You're into checking-out men's junk, up close, while it's in action??? :homo
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Reading comprehension fluid level low or perhaps jumping to personal preference conclusions?

Men's junk isn't an insertion area....women's junk is. :rulz
 
"dodgestang" said:
Reading comprehension fluid level low or perhaps jumping to personal preference conclusions?

Men's junk isn't an insertion area....women's junk is. :rulz
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I understand that, but if you are checking for "male condom" usage per your new job duties, you're not looking at just the "insertion area", the insertion area, in and of itself, will not show evidence of a condom, you must, out of necessity, be eying male junk. Thus: :homo lol
 
"SAC69" said:
I understand that, but if you are checking for "male condom" usage per your new job duties, you're not looking at just the "insertion area", the insertion area, in and of itself, will not show evidence of a condom, you must, out of necessity, be eying male junk. Thus: :homo lol
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By that argument.....anyone who ever watched any type of porn is a homo.
You are also assuming that as a government employee I would be truly diligent in my work effort.
 
"dodgestang" said:
You are also assuming that as a government employee I would be truly diligent in my work effort.
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Aha, you are correct, as a gov't worker you'll do what you bloody want to, check out the chicks only.
 
A government worker is usually from some agency. What will it be named?
 
"67 evil eleanor" said:
A government worker is usually from some agency. What will it be named?
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Los Angeles Porn Democratically Appointed Non Compliance Enforcement Society

We're still working on it though.
 
"dodgestang" said:
Los Angeles Porn Democratically Appointed Non Compliance Enforcement Society

We're still working on it though.
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Well done.
 
How about:

Department of Internal Condom Knowledge

Of course your new position would be "under cover" which means you would have to change your name to Richard Cranium.
 
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