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I dare you to show this one to your wife.

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Flysure1

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Son asked his mother the following question:
'Mom, why are wedding dresses white?' The mother looks at her son and replies:
'Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is pure.'
The son thanks his Mom and goes off to double-check this with his father.
'Dad why are wedding dresses white?'
The father looks at his son in surprise and says:
'Son, all household appliances come in white.'
 
"SELLERSRODSHOP" said:
that's also why women's feet are smaller than men's... so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink!
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and shorter, so they're closer to the dishes :amaz
 
"sgtjunior" said:
what do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes?




nothing, you've told her twice aldready. :scar
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"sigtauenus" said:
What do battered women have in common?
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I'm on a trip and not much time to play.

Answer is they all didn't listen the first time, pretty much the same gist as already posted.
 
That one is great. But there in no way in hell I am going to show the little woman that one unless I want to pay the price for it. LOL :) :) :)
 
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