I don't think she loves me anymore....

[dodgestang]

So there I sat in Tar Ni Nog (spell?) in the Inner Harbor. I have a terrible head cold and a new cough with slightly swollen glands. I pop a piece of steak in my mouth and start chewing and it is a lot tougher than expected. Then I go to swallow and the constricted throat size from the cold and large chunk of rather tough meat decide they aren't having anything of it half way through. So there I sat in Tar Ni Nog now choking to freaking' death completely unable to breath, life flashing before my eyes as I turn purple trying my best to get this piece of meat out....and what does my wife, the love of my life, the mother of my children, the woman who runs from the sink to the table the second a baby coughs while chewing screaming she is choking to death......NOTHING. NOT A GAWD DAMN THING, she sat there staring at me and saying "you shouldn't put such big pieces in your mouth" completely oblivious to my gasping, my wild hand motions, my pounding on my chest, my slamming my back into the chair hard, O B L I V I O U S. Then when it is all over she proceeds to tell me all about her CPR training she does every year and how she knows just what to do and then verbally walks through all the steps in intricate detail to save a choking victim.

And she can't understand why I am mad.

 

[Horseplay]

Since you obviously survived your harrowing little ordeal, I think it fair to say you are just a big baby and your wife assessed the situation just fine and reacted as necessary. Of course, that is just an opinion. :roll

 

[Midlife]

"If you don't eat your meat, you won't get any pudding."

 

[Anonymous]

Next time, cut the steak smaller and chew it longer.

 

[opentrackerSteve]

I thought that a Mustang thread was here. My bad,

 

[70_Fastback]

Is that the Irish pub?


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[dodgestang]

Is that the Irish pub?


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Yes.

 

[70_Fastback]

Yes.

Never heard of it.


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[daveSanborn]

So.... without the swollen glands from your cold, you're saying the oversize hunk of meat would have easily slid down your throat?

Now I'm confused. What does your wife have to do with this again?

 

[dodgestang]

So.... without the swollen glands from your cold, you're saying the oversize hunk of meat would have easily slid down your throat?

Now I'm confused. What does your wife have to do with this again?

My wife's name is Mike. :homo

 

[daveSanborn]

LMAO.... I'm glad you didn't take it personally. I saw an opening and I dove in!

 

[70 StangMan]

LMAO.... I'm glad you didn't take it personally. I saw an opening and I dove in!

That's what Mike said.

 

[DEL65]

How much life insurance do you carry? While you were gasping for air, perhaps she was running the numbers trying to figure out if you were worth more to her dead than alive. If I were you, I'd watch my back from now on...