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If "Sanborn" became President, what would he do?

One man is not going to solve any of our countries problems.

With this said, I'd probably hire Monica Lewinsky to screen potential applicants for the staff intern pool and then have them service me all day/night long.
 
The first thing President Sandborn would do is overturn the Health Care Provision that tanning booths be taxed.
 
Dave, who would be in your cabinet?
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Vice Prez = Angelina Jolie (for obvious reasons)

Department of State = Rex Tillerson (former CEO of Exxon Mobil)

Department of the Treasury = Warren Buffet (former CEO of Berkshire Hathaway)

Department of Defense = Larry Bossidy (former CEO of Allied Signal)

Department of Justice = Jeffrey Picower (net worth estimated to be wellin excess of 1 billion)

Department of the Interior = Andrew Liveris (former CEO of Dow Chemical)

Department of Agriculture = Willie Nelson (dope smokin' redneck musician)

Department of Commerce = the entire Walton Family

Department of Labor = the Mexican guy that's been watering the White House lawn for the past 25 years. Since the lawn looks great.... and ...... we don't seem to have any unemployed Mexicans around here..... they must know something about working that us white folk don't.

Department of Health and Human Services = Jack Nicholson

Department of Housing and Urban Development = Jorge Perez

Department of Transportation = Alan Mullally

Department of Energy = Charles and David Koch

Department of Education = My first grade teacher Ms. Byrd.... who I'm still in love with.

Department of Veterans Affairs = Garrett Jones (http://gunnyg.wordpress.com/2008/03/28/marine-amputee-going-back-to-battle/)

Department of Homeland Security = Randy Couture
 
And now for the "Czars". There are a few new additions designated by an asterisk.
Abstinence
*Just do it already
AfPac
AIDS
Anti-poverty
Auto
Auto recovery
Bank bailout
*But let'm go broke
Bioethics
*I have no ethics
Bird flu
Birth control
*Take a chance
Border
*Just let'm in
Budget
Cleanup
Climate
Communications
*In the dark
Compensation
Czar Czar
Cyber security
Censorship
Information
*Disinformation
Latin America
*Latinos
Democracy
Domestic
Domestic violence
*Domestic Beer
*Imported Beer
Drug
*Drugs (good)
*Drugs (not so good)
E-commerce
Economic
Energy
*I rather stay warm and choke
Faith based
*Non faith based ("no hellers")
Food
Global AIDS
Great Lakes
Guantanamo
*Waterboarding for fun
Health care
Homeland security
Homeless
Housing
Gulf coast
*West coast
Inflation
*Deflation
Information
*Disinformation
Intelligence
*Not too smart
Iran
*I ran so far away (A Flock of Seagulls)
Manpower
*Woman power
*Horsepower
Manufacturing
*Let the Chinese make it
Middle East
*Other positions
Mine safety
*MILF
Missile
*Mixed drinks
Mobilization
Oil
*Other lubricants
Patronage
Performence
*Stamina
Policy
Price
Production
Public
*Private
Reading
Reproduction
Regulatory
*Do what you want
Rubber
*Rubbers
Savings and Loan
Science
*Sex
Shipping
Stimulus
*Stimulating
Technology
Terrorism
*Thongs
Transportation
Urban Affairs
*Other affairs
War
Weapons
Weapons of Mass destruction
Wetherization
*Freeze your buns off
 
I'm afraid of what he'd do, so I think I'd move to a small Caribbean island and spend my final days (before he blew up the world) drinking on the beach!! :)
 
Wait! What about the gunny on the history channel that loves to lock n load and blow stuff up? Where does he fit into the mix? Give him a job too! :coo
 
I think the gunny would be a good in the department of defense minister or just make him a 4 star general in charge of the armed forces.
 
Excellent! There would not be any more of those "girly men" in the armed forces with him in charge! Hoo-Rahhh! LocknLoad!!! :vic
 
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