A guy marries this woman. Unfortunately, his dick is too small, so every time they have sex he uses a pickle instead.
For seven years he does this. One night his wife suspects that something is wrong so while they are having sex she quickly throws the cover back & turns on the lights.
So the wife says, "What the hell is that, are you using a pickle on me. I am shocked & for seven years you've been doing this, you piece of shit!"
So the man says, " I wouldn't Bitch too much if I were you.. It's been seven whole years & I never ONCE asked where the hell those kids came from!"
For seven years he does this. One night his wife suspects that something is wrong so while they are having sex she quickly throws the cover back & turns on the lights.
So the wife says, "What the hell is that, are you using a pickle on me. I am shocked & for seven years you've been doing this, you piece of shit!"
So the man says, " I wouldn't Bitch too much if I were you.. It's been seven whole years & I never ONCE asked where the hell those kids came from!"
