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Is this weird?

"RustyRed" said:
Hey Dave,

Am I strange if for some reason I find a strange attraction in the Progressive Insurance pitch woman named "Flo"?

For reference...

Progressive Insurance Commercial - Flo Shows Discounts on the Receipt
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No. She's female and you're male. You would be abnormal/strange if you didn't have an attraction to her, but you do probably need to get laid more. I'm oversexed. I close my eyes and attempt a 3-4 minute power nap during commercials. I'm more attracted to the prospect of a nap than most anything else.

All bets are off if you happen to be paying too much for your car insurance.
 
"daveSanborn" said:
No. She's female and you're male. You would be abnormal/strange if you didn't have an attraction to her, but you do probably need to get laid more. I'm oversexed. I close my eyes and attempt a 3-4 minute power nap during commercials. I'm more attracted to the prospect of a nap than most anything else.

All bets are off if you happen to be paying too much for your car insurance.
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You kill me.... I found a page on Facebook that reminded me of you or some of your comments, read through a bunch yesterday and could picture most of them coming out of your mouth....

You may need to be a member to view the page, the book is called, Shit my dad says...
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1374410976#!/ShitMyDadSays?v=app_7146470109&ref=ts

Couple examples
“It’s Los Angeles, son. It’s the epicenter of the asshole earthquake. They’d fuck you twice if they had another dick
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Waking up when you got a baby, you feel like you drank a bottle of whiskey the night before, except the shit's in someone else's pants.
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I didn't say you were ugly. I said your girlfriend is better looking than you, and standing next to her, you look ugly
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No, I'm not a pessimist. At some point the world shits on everybody. Pretending it ain't shit makes you an idiot, not an optimist
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Everybody's broke, so here's the rule for Christmas this year; if you still shit your pants, you get a present. Otherwise tough shit
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I didn't say you were ugly. I said your girlfriend is better looking than you, and standing next to her, you look ugly
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The following is true, but not something I'm very proud of. I often refer to it as the stupidest thing I've ever said and this is taking into acount the fact that I've said a LOT of stupid things.

Unless you enjoy sleeping on the couch for an eternity, getting divorced and ultimately paying a crapload of alimony after she's pretty much left you with nothing but bills....

If you're ever caught staring at a VERY pretty girl.... and your wife (now my ex-wife) throws a hissy fit and asks you WTF you were looking at.... DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES say....

You only get pissed at me when I stare at girls that are prettier than you.
 
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