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Its soooooo hot here in Illinois that----

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Flysure1

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...the birds have to use potholders to pull the worms out of the ground.


.....the trees are whistling for the dogs hoping to get p---ed on


.....the best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance


.....hot water comes from both taps.


.....you can make sun tea instantly.


.....you learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good branding iron.


.....the temperature drops below 90 F and you feel a little chilly.


.....you discover that in June it only takes two fingers to steer your car.


.....you discover that you can get sunburned through your car window.


.....you actually burn your hand opening the car door.


.....you break into a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30 A.M.


.....your biggest motorcycle wreck fear is, "What if I get knocked out and end up lying on the pavement and cook to death"?


.....you realize that asphalt has a liquid stage.


.....the potatoes cook underground, so all you have to do is pull one out and add butter.


.....the cows are giving evaporated milk.


.....farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying boiled eggs.


IT'S SO DRY Here, the Baptists are starting to baptize by sprinkling, the Methodists are using wet-wipes, the Presbyterians are giving rain checks, and the Catholics are praying for the wine to turn back into water!
 
You guys in the south usually get some rain once in a while--the crops are burning up in a lot of the midwest--corn hit record high prices last week---hang on at the grocery checkout about winter--the prices will shoot up.
 
The rabbits don't need to burrow this summer, they just use the gaping cracks in the ground as cover.
 
Re: Re: Its soooooo hot here in Illinois that----

"Flysure1" said:
You guys in the south usually get some rain once in a while--the crops are burning up in a lot of the midwest--corn hit record high prices last week---hang on at the grocery checkout about winter--the prices will shoot up.
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We got a short storm today. Then the oppressive heat and humidity came back.
 
"70 StangMan" said:
...around here we call it June, July, August, September and maybe October.
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...and sometimes May and November!

"Flysure1" said:
You guys in the south usually get some rain once in a while--
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...which then goes right back to high temps AND steam!! Mother natures way of getting you back into the swing of sweating after the rain rinsed it all off. The high humidity/steam just fills in temporarily until that good old sweat starts flowing again naturally!
 
It is more than whine here, we can stand the heat but add the drought and every one suffers from the crop shortages--not far from me farmers have already mowed off corn crops that are not going to produce any crop, beef prices are rising because of rising hay/feed prices---not going to be pretty.
 
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