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[Aussie67]

Get this…” said a guy to his friends “Last night while I was down at the pub with you guys, a burglar broke into my house.
“Did he get anything?” his buddies asked.
“Yeah, a broken jaw, six teeth knocked out, and a pair of broken nuts.
The wife thought it was me coming home drunk.

 

[janschutz]

Me after I retire to the Farm!

 

[FordDude]

fd

 

[funkaholik]

I saw this in traffic the other day and had to photograph it.