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Kentucky Wisdom

Grabber70Mach

Well-Known Member
Two guys up in the Kentucky hills were sitting on the front porch talking
one afternoon over a cold beer, after getting off of work at the local
coal mine.

After a while the 1st guy says to the 2nd, "If I was to sneak over to
your trailer Saturday & make love to your wife while you was off
huntin', and she got pregnant and had a baby, would that make us kin?"

The 2nd guy crooked his head sideways for a minute, scratched his head,
and squinted his eyes thinking real hard about the question.

Finally, he says, "Well, I don't know 'bout kin, but it'd make us even."
 
"Fast68back" said:
Mark lived in Bunnell FL, pretty good chance he is a redneck....

Damn straight. It's just that instead of blocks to hold the car up, I use jack stands.
 
"67 Fastback" said:
Biggest rednecks I ever met lived in Northern Fl :pbj
Bill

Palatka is THE redneck capital of Florida. When you drive through and stop, on a still...quiet night, you can hear the banjos off in the distance!
 
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