Kevin calls in sick one morning

[FordDude]

Kevin calls his boss one morning and tells him that he is staying home because he is not feeling well.

"What's the matter?" he asks.

"I have a case of anal glaucoma," he says in a weak voice.

"What the hell is anal glaucoma?"

"I can't see my ass coming into work today."

fd

 

[blue65coupe]

Kevin calls his boss one morning and tells him that he is staying home because he is not feeling well.

"What's the matter?" he asks.

"I have a case of anal glaucoma," he says in a weak voice.

"What the hell is anal glaucoma?"

"I can't see my ass coming today."

fd

Fixed it for 'ya

 

[Opentracker]

I called in once ( on a slow day ) and told my boss " I can't make it in, I have the 24min. flue " , he said, " you mean the 24hr flue " , I said " no, I feel bad now but I'll feel like going to the beach in about 20min ".

Understand, this boss was my friend and he got a big kick out of it, said he was going to use it too in the future.

 

[Gigantopithecus]

What's calling in? I just don't go in. My company is based in CA, my manager is in Miami, and I'm in Memphis. I have NO supervision here. Hell, half the time I work from home anyway.