Dennis Harrelson
Member
and it seems to be dissapointing some of ya, so here ya go:
Fred's driving a lonley stretch of country road, spies a hitchhiker and feeling generous picks the hitcher up. He no sooner gets moving than the hitchhiker pulls a gun, boots Fred out of his car and takes off. So he starts walking. A couple hours later, the first car he's seen stops, and the driver asks if he needs help. Fred tells him about the carjack. The guy shakes his head in sympathy, then pulls out a hunk of rebar, whacks Fred in the temple, takes his wallet, strips him naked, ties his wrists to his ankles, and lashes him to a nearby signpost. Poor Fred is in misery. For hours he's cold and his back's killing him from the hunched over position he's forced into. Finally he hears another car approach. The car stops, the guy driving asks Fred what's up. Fred tells him the whole sad story. The driver just shakes his head, starts taking his pants down, and tells Fred:
"Man! This just ain't your day, is it?"
Fred's driving a lonley stretch of country road, spies a hitchhiker and feeling generous picks the hitcher up. He no sooner gets moving than the hitchhiker pulls a gun, boots Fred out of his car and takes off. So he starts walking. A couple hours later, the first car he's seen stops, and the driver asks if he needs help. Fred tells him about the carjack. The guy shakes his head in sympathy, then pulls out a hunk of rebar, whacks Fred in the temple, takes his wallet, strips him naked, ties his wrists to his ankles, and lashes him to a nearby signpost. Poor Fred is in misery. For hours he's cold and his back's killing him from the hunched over position he's forced into. Finally he hears another car approach. The car stops, the guy driving asks Fred what's up. Fred tells him the whole sad story. The driver just shakes his head, starts taking his pants down, and tells Fred:
"Man! This just ain't your day, is it?"
