Kids say the darndest things.

[blu67]

Our youngest, Griffin (5.75 yrs) was sitting on the toilet doing a #2. He was in there for a while and my wife went to check on him. He was sitting there "flicking" his "stuff". My wife asks, "What are you doing?"
Response:

"I need a bigger exhaust pipe." :lol :lol :lol :lol

 

[Kats66Pny]

:lol :lol :lol

My son has said some pretty funny things before. The one that I remember most... has to do with his 'junk'. What is it with males of all ages and being fascinated by their junk? :amaz
Anyway, my son had his hands down his pants...this confused look on his face... pulls down his pants and grabs his testicles and asks, "What's these bouncy things?" I about died laughing.

Little boys are so funny.

 

[70_Fastback]

:lol :lol :lol

My son has said some pretty funny things before. The one that I remember most... has to do with his 'junk'. What is it with males of all ages and being fascinated by their junk? :amaz
Anyway, my son had his hands down his pants...this confused look on his face... pulls down his pants and grabs his testicles and asks, "What's these bouncy things?" I about died laughing.

Little boys are so funny.

At my house Klayton refers to those as his "tantacles". I try to correct him by saying testicles - but it always comes out "tantacles".

 

[Mustangfeverrr]

When my oldest son was about 3, we lived in a great old (like 80 year old) house with the big heavy wood casement windows. One day we were driving somewhere and he says, "Dad, what's the thing with windows?"
I replied, "What do you mean?"
He says, "Well, the ones at home goes up, and the ones in the car goes down!"

How do you answer that?!