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What do you call 5000 Lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A good start.
 
"ko67" said:
Anyone know the difference between a lawyer and a big bucket of shit? The bucket.
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Sounds like the Dad wants revenge and he has entitled brats for kids.
 
"ko67" said:
Anyone know the difference between a lawyer and a big bucket of shit? The bucket.
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There is a new radio ad that's been playing for a couple weeks. It's for a local Law firm in Topeka. Starts out talking about how they've been around a long time, blah, blah, blah and near the end the radio guy says " when you need an experience LIAR, call......."

I had to do a triple take and then listen closely when it aired again. Sure enough, the guy says LIAR. I figured it 'd get pulled off the air, but 2 weeks later, it's still there!
 
I on the other hand am extremely thankful for my lawyer. If he ever needed anything I wouldn't think twice.

Good person and good lawyer, above all, good person.
 
They're freaking morons.

They are suing for $50k yet they grew up in a $1.5 mill home?

Bet some charity just got a huge donation via the Mom's will when she dies because she probably just wrote them out of it completely.
 
"ko67" said:
Anyone know the difference between a lawyer and a big bucket of shit? The bucket.
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Why are lawyers buried 20 feet under?

Coz deep down they are good people.
 
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