Ponyman66
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Hehehehe. Flysure promised the break, not me! :roll
The lesson for the day was the alphabet. The teacher decided the children would learn the alphabet better if they could associate a word that began with letters in order. She began with 'A", and asked for a volunteer from the class to give her a word that started with that letter. As she looked around the room little Johnny was the only one with his hand up. Okay Johnny, what starts with the letter "A"? A--holes yelled Johnny, stinky and crusty! LITTLE JOHNNY! exclaimed the teacher, that'll be enough of that! Okay she said, who can give me a word that starts with "B"? Once again little Johnny was the only student with his hand up. Reluctantly the the teacher again called on him. Okay Johnny, what word starts with "B"? Balls! exclaimed little Johnny, dangling and hairy! Oh goodness sighed the teacher! Alright class, who can give me a word that starts with "C"? Yet again little Johnny is the only person volunteering. Out of desperation the teacher decided to give him one more chance, okay little Johnny, what starts with "C"? Crabs, stated little Johnny, little crotch critters crawling around those hairy balls and those stinky a--holes! Seeing she was having no luck with getting any other volunteers than little Johnny the teacher gave up for the moment and decided to provide the children with examples of her own. After doing this through most of the alphabet she arrived at the letter "R". Tiring from having to provide words herself and wanting to get the children more involved she once again asked for a volunteer. Once again, little Johnny was the only one raising their hand. The teacher paused for several minutes and thought it through. She decided she could not think of a single example of a dirty or profane word that would possibly start with the letter "R". Okay little Johnny, what starts with the letter "R". Once again, little Johnny was prepared with an immediate answer....
RATS! Big mother :censored with schlongs this long! :hide
(edited to clean it up just a little!)
The lesson for the day was the alphabet. The teacher decided the children would learn the alphabet better if they could associate a word that began with letters in order. She began with 'A", and asked for a volunteer from the class to give her a word that started with that letter. As she looked around the room little Johnny was the only one with his hand up. Okay Johnny, what starts with the letter "A"? A--holes yelled Johnny, stinky and crusty! LITTLE JOHNNY! exclaimed the teacher, that'll be enough of that! Okay she said, who can give me a word that starts with "B"? Once again little Johnny was the only student with his hand up. Reluctantly the the teacher again called on him. Okay Johnny, what word starts with "B"? Balls! exclaimed little Johnny, dangling and hairy! Oh goodness sighed the teacher! Alright class, who can give me a word that starts with "C"? Yet again little Johnny is the only person volunteering. Out of desperation the teacher decided to give him one more chance, okay little Johnny, what starts with "C"? Crabs, stated little Johnny, little crotch critters crawling around those hairy balls and those stinky a--holes! Seeing she was having no luck with getting any other volunteers than little Johnny the teacher gave up for the moment and decided to provide the children with examples of her own. After doing this through most of the alphabet she arrived at the letter "R". Tiring from having to provide words herself and wanting to get the children more involved she once again asked for a volunteer. Once again, little Johnny was the only one raising their hand. The teacher paused for several minutes and thought it through. She decided she could not think of a single example of a dirty or profane word that would possibly start with the letter "R". Okay little Johnny, what starts with the letter "R". Once again, little Johnny was prepared with an immediate answer....
RATS! Big mother :censored with schlongs this long! :hide
(edited to clean it up just a little!)