scedd
Well-Known Member
The teacher brought a packet of lifesavers to class for the children.
The children began to identify the flavors by their color:
Red.....................Cherry
Yellow................Lemon
Green....................Lime
Orange ...............Orange
Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers.
None of the children could identify the taste.
The teacher said, 'I will give you all a clue. It's what your mother may sometimes call your father.
Little Johnny looked up in horror, spit his lifesaver out and yelled,
'Oh my God! They're ass-holes!'
