Local Junior College is offering classes just for women.

[Anonymous]

Men teaching


Fall Classes for Women at
THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER

REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED
By Sunday, May 24, 2011

NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.

Class 1
Up in Winter, Down in Summer - How to Adjust a Thermostat
Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hrs beginning at 7:00 PM..

Class 2
Which Takes More Energy - Putting the Toilet Seat Down, or Bitching About It for 3 Hours?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.

Class 3
Is It Possible To Drive Past a Wal-Mart Without Stopping?--Group Debate.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between a Purse and a Suitcase--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

Class 5
Curling Irons--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Bathroom Cabinet?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning
At 7:00 PM

Class 6
How to Ask Questions During Commercials and Be Quiet During the Program
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM

Class 7
Can a Bath Be Taken Without 14 Different Kinds of Soaps and Shampoos?
Open Forum.
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.

Class 8
Health Watch--They Make Medicine for PMS - USE IT!
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 9
I Was Wrong and He Was Right!--Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.

Class 10
How to Parallel Park In Less Than 20 Minutes Without an Insurance Claim.
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.
And my favorite

Class 11
Learning to Live--How to Apply Brakes Without Throwing Passengers Through the Windshield .
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined

Class 12
How to Shop by Yourself.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

 

[Kats66Pny]

LOL :sarc

 

[RustyRed]

They need some other courses here.

"How to get ready to run an errand in less than an hour" would be a good one.

 

[opentrackerSteve]

They need some other courses here.

"How to get ready to run an errand leave the house in less than an hour" would be a good one.

Fixed it for ya.

 

[66gt350]

So Kat....how are you gonna to manage to find time to work on your mustang?? It looks like your gonna be taking a full class load!! :hide :hide

 

[B67FSTB]

:thu :thu
Finally someone is gonna take action.Now , how do we get those women into these classes ???? coffee and cake ???

 

[Kats66Pny]

So Kat....how are you gonna to manage to find time to work on your mustang?? It looks like your gonna be taking a full class load!! :hide :hide

:stfu I wouldn't have to take any classes!


Class 1 I never touch the thermostat!
Up in Winter, Down in Summer - How to Adjust a Thermostat

Class 2 Don't need this class. I have my husband trained... he never leaves it up.
Which Takes More Energy - Putting the Toilet Seat Down, or Bitching About It for 3 Hours?

Class 3 I drive pass Wal-Mart AND Target everyday without stopping.
Is It Possible To Drive Past a Wal-Mart Without Stopping?--Group Debate.

Class 4 My purse contains 2 items. My wallet and my cell phone.
Fundamental Differences Between a Purse and a Suitcase--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.

Class 5 No use for this one as I don't use a curling iron and rarely use a hair dryer.
Curling Irons--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Bathroom Cabinet?

Class 6 Again, no use. I watch tv alone in the bedroom and he watches tv on the big screen in the livingroom.
How to Ask Questions During Commercials and Be Quiet During the Program

Class 7 :wtf My shower essentials consists of 1 body wash, 1 shampoo, and 1 conditioner!
Can a Bath Be Taken Without 14 Different Kinds of Soaps and Shampoos?

Class 8 Pointless. I was "fixed" and don't get PMS anymore.
Health Watch--They Make Medicine for PMS - USE IT!

Class 9 I'm always right. art
I Was Wrong and He Was Right!--Real Life Testimonials.

Class 10 Again..no need as I never parallel park. I will drive around until I find a place that doesn't require it!
How to Parallel Park In Less Than 20 Minutes Without an Insurance Claim.

Class 11 Ok my husband needs to take this class.
Learning to Live--How to Apply Brakes Without Throwing Passengers Through the Windshield .

Class 12 Do it all the time and prefer it! Just me means I can spend more of his money. :thu
How to Shop by Yourself.

 

[70 StangMan]

Class 12 Do it all the time and prefer it! Just me means I can spend more of his money. :thu
How to Shop by Yourself.
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Who ya' gonna call.......

 

[scedd]

:stfu I wouldn't have to take any classes!


Class 1 I never touch the thermostat!
Up in Winter, Down in Summer - How to Adjust a Thermostat

Class 2 Don't need this class. I have my husband trained... he never leaves it up.
Which Takes More Energy - Putting the Toilet Seat Down, or Bitching About It for 3 Hours?

Class 3 I drive pass Wal-Mart AND Target everyday without stopping.
Is It Possible To Drive Past a Wal-Mart Without Stopping?--Group Debate.

Class 4 My purse contains 2 items. My wallet and my cell phone.
Fundamental Differences Between a Purse and a Suitcase--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.

Class 5 No use for this one as I don't use a curling iron and rarely use a hair dryer.
Curling Irons--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Bathroom Cabinet?

Class 6 Again, no use. I watch tv alone in the bedroom and he watches tv on the big screen in the livingroom.
How to Ask Questions During Commercials and Be Quiet During the Program

Class 7 :wtf My shower essentials consists of 1 body wash, 1 shampoo, and 1 conditioner!
Can a Bath Be Taken Without 14 Different Kinds of Soaps and Shampoos?

Class 8 Pointless. I was "fixed" and don't get PMS anymore.
Health Watch--They Make Medicine for PMS - USE IT!

Class 9 I'm always right. art
I Was Wrong and He Was Right!--Real Life Testimonials.

Class 10 Again..no need as I never parallel park. I will drive around until I find a place that doesn't require it!
How to Parallel Park In Less Than 20 Minutes Without an Insurance Claim.

Class 11 Ok my husband needs to take this class.
Learning to Live--How to Apply Brakes Without Throwing Passengers Through the Windshield .

Class 12 Do it all the time and prefer it! Just me means I can spend more of his money. :thu
How to Shop by Yourself.

So are you really a girl, or is Kat short for Bwuce? (Bwuce, not Bruce)