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Kats66Pny

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So my daughter has this boyfriend who can sing and play the guitar. Well the other day at school, Wednesday, her boyfriend and a crowd of folks were waiting outside for her to get out of the lunch room to surprise her.

Im yours by Stephen Capps

Isn't that just adorable?! :thu
 
"B67FSTB" said:
I have to save this video because my daughter is gonna be 16 next march and soon she will go out and meet some dudes.
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My daughter turns 16 on March 17th! :thu
 
You really aren't letting your 15 year old daughter date a guitar player are you? Actually he looks like a pretty good kid.
 
"Flysure1" said:
You really aren't letting your 15 year old daughter date a guitar player are you? Actually he looks like a pretty good kid.
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Man....if I had gone on looks.....the clean cut Army fellow that was dating my 17 year old daughter would not have been escorted to the bus and reported to his commander at 1am........... He convinced my daughter that he had no place to stay and tried to sneak into the house..........I met him at the window........lucky we lived in base housing(he's alive still).........daughter learned a valuable lesson also........Dad will act if she gets stupid.........
 
"Flysure1" said:
You really aren't letting your 15 year old daughter date a guitar player are you? Actually he looks like a pretty good kid.
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From my research I've learned he's a geek. Well all the kids at my daughters school are since she goes to one of those collegiate high schools. Most of the kids there are there to learn and get their associates degree by the time they finish high school. Kids that go to that school literally cry when they miss a day of school or get a B on an assignment. :wtf He makes good grades (his GPA is 4.0), and he's a grammar nazi. Corrects her spelling in texts. Oh and if she says "who", he'll correct her and say "whom". LOL Guess it could be worse and she could be dating some loser who has no goals in life.
 
She was embarrassed as hell about it, but she must've liked it because she was texting her friends about it, posting about it on Facebook, etc. lol

Speaking of this... I had to print out the Application to Date My Daughter and I'm going to give it to him this afternoon. Seriously. :roll :thu

APPLICATION FOR PERMISSION TO DATE MY DAUGHTER

NOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless
accompanied by a complete financial statement, job history, lineage,
and current medical report from your doctor.

NAME_____________________________________ DATE OF BIRTH_____________

HEIGHT___________ WEIGHT____________ IQ__________ GPA_____________

SOCIAL SECURITY #_________________ DRIVERS LICENSE #________________

BOY SCOUT RANK AND BADGES____________________________________________

HOME ADDRESS_______________________ CITY/STATE___________ ZIP______

Do you have parents? ___Yes ___No
Is one male and the other female? ___Yes ___No
If No, explain:
______________________________________________________________

Number of years they have been married ______________________________

If less than your age, explain
______________________________________________________________

______________________________________________________________


ACCESSORIES SECTION:

A. Do you own or have access to a van? __Yes __No

B. A truck with oversized tires? __Yes __No

C. A waterbed? __Yes __No

D. A pickup with a mattress in the back? __Yes __No

E. A tattoo? __Yes __No

F. Do you have an earring, nose ring, __Yes __No
pierced tongue, pierced cheek or a belly button ring?

(IF YOU ANSWERED "YES" TO ANY OF THE ABOVE, DISCONTINUE APPLICATION
AND LEAVE PREMISES IMMEDIATELY. I SUGGEST RUNNING.)


ESSAY SECTION:

In 50 words or less, what does "LATE" mean to you?

______________________________________________________________

______________________________________________________________

In 50 words or less, what does "DON'T TOUCH MY DAUGHTER" mean to you?

______________________________________________________________

______________________________________________________________

In 50 words or less, what does "ABSTINENCE" mean to you?

______________________________________________________________

______________________________________________________________


REFERENCES SECTION:

Church you attend ___________________________________________________

How often you attend ________________________________________________

When would be the best time to interview your:

father? _____________

mother? _____________

pastor? _____________


SHORT-ANSWER SECTION:

Answer by filling in the blank. Please answer freely, all answers
are confidential.

A: If I were shot, the last place I would want shot would be:

______________________________________________________________

B: If I were beaten, the last bone I would want broken is my:

______________________________________________________________

C: A woman's place is in the:

______________________________________________________________

D: The one thing I hope this application does not ask me about is:

______________________________________________________________

E. What do you want to do IF you grow up? ___________________________

______________________________________________________________


F. When I meet a girl, the thing I always notice about her first is:

______________________________________________________________

F. What is the current going rate of a hotel room? ______________________

I SWEAR THAT ALL INFORMATION SUPPLIED ABOVE IS TRUE AND CORRECT TO
THE BEST OF MY KNOWLEDGE UNDER PENALTY OF DEATH, DISMEMBERMENT,
NATIVE AMERICAN ANT TORTURE, CRUCIFIXION, ELECTROCUTION, CHINESE
WATER TORTURE, RED HOT POKERS, AND HILLARY CLINTON KISS TORTURE.


_________________________________________________________
Applicant's Signature (that means sign your name, moron!)


_______________________________ ________________________________
Mother's Signature Father's Signature

_______________________________ ________________________________
Pastor/Priest/Rabbi State Representative/Congressman

Thank you for your interest, and it had better be genuine and non-sexual.
Please allow four to six years for processing.

You will be contacted in writing if you are approved. Please do not try to call or write
(since you probably can't, and it would cause you injury). If your application is rejected,
you will be notified by two gentleman wearing white ties carrying violin cases.
(you might watch your back)


To prepare yourself, start studying Daddy's Rules for Dating.


Daddy's Rules for Dating


Rule One:
You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do
not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my
daughter's body, I will remove them.

Rule Two:
I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers
so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips. Please don't take this as an insult,
but you and all of your friends are complete idiots. Still, I want to be fair and open minded
about this issue, so I propose this compromise: You may dress as you please. However,
in order to ensure that your clothes do not, in fact come off during the course of dating
with my daughter, I will take my electric nail gun and fasten your trousers securely in place
to your waist.

Rule Three:
I'm sure you've been told that in today's world, sex without utilizing a 'Barrier method' of
some kind can kill you. Let me elaborate, when it comes to sex, I am the barrier, and I will kill you.

Rule Four:
I have no doubt you are a popular fellow, with many opportunities to date other girls. This
is fine with me as long as it is okay with my daughter. Otherwise, once you have gone out
with my little girl, you will continue to date no one but her until she is finished with you.
If you make her cry, I will make you cry.

Rule Five:
The following places are not appropriate for you to be with my daughter: Places where
there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wooden stool. Places where there is
darkness. Places where there is dancing or holding hands. Places where the ambient
temperature is warm enough to induce my daughter to wear shorts, tank tops, midriff T-shirts,
or anything other than overalls, a sweater, and a goose down parka - zipped up to her throat.
Hockey games are okay. Old folks homes are better.

Rule Six:
Do not lie to me. I may appear to be a dimwitted has-been, but on issues relating to my daughter,
I am the all-knowing, merciless God of your universe. If I ask you where you are going and with
whom, you have one chance to tell me the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. I have
a shotgun, a shovel, and access to 40+ acres. Do not trifle with me.

Rule Seven:
When you are with my daughter you must have both hands in plain sight.

Rule Eight:
Be afraid. Be very afraid. When my Agent Orange starts acting up, the voices in my head frequently
tell me to clean the guns. The camouflaged face at the window is mine.
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ACCESSORIES SECTION:

A. Do you own or have access to a van? __Yes __No

B. A truck with oversized tires? __Yes __No

C. A waterbed? __Yes __No

D. A pickup with a mattress in the back? __Yes __No


Better add any vehicle with a hatch back and fold down back seat to that list....it's been a long time since I was a kid in high school but ask me how I know... :roll
 
Sorry kat, but something romantic like that is getting that guy to at least third base If she's 18. Oh wait, I just noticed she's 16. Never mind, nothing is gonna happen....
 
I am just glad I don't have to deal with all that crap yet. My little guys are only 9 1/2 and still think girls have "cooties"....for my part they can keep that opinion until they are out of college and set up in a good career, LOL!
 
"RustyRed" said:
I am just glad I don't have to deal with all that crap yet. My little guys are only 9 1/2 and still think girls have "cooties"....for my part they can keep that opinion until they are out of college and set up in a good career, LOL!
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They may make you think they have cooties... but I bet they still like some girls. LOL My son just turned 11, and I've heard him talking to his big sister about girls he likes. :roul
 
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