Love life improver.

[Flysure1]

The sex between the wife and me had been a bit unsatisfying of late, so she told me, "Go to the pharmacy and get some of those pills that will help you to get an erection."

You can imagine her reaction when I came back from the drug store and tossed her the diet pills.

......almost got me killed!!!

 

[B67FSTB]

You can forget the sex for some time :char :char

 

[SAC69]

In the back of Esquire is an add for Viagra, Cialis, etc tastefully showing a hottie in a bathing suit. Men are visual creatures. If married to her, a guy would not need those pills. If married to a Rosie O'Donnell look-alike, no amount of pills will help.

 

[Sluggo]

If married to a Rosie O'Donnell look-alike, no amount of pills will help.

If you were married to such a beast I think you'd need to be more worried about being on the menu. Well, that and getting ass-raped. :shee

 

[FordDude]

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