Everyone knows that Mark trains puppies that go on to be assistance dogs. Recently, a neighbor bought him a young alligator to train. Mark said that he had no experience with reptiles and was afraid that the alligator was vicious. The owner explained that the alligator was very gentle and offered to demonstrate. He opened the alligator's mouth , unzipped his pants and placed his whole man package in the gator's mouth. He stayed there for three minutes before turning to Mark and saying " you wanna try?" Mark answered, "i'd LOVE to try that, but i don't think i could keep my mouth open that wide for three minutes."
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