So there's this guy, we'll call him Mark. He is with a girl for the first time. He tells her that he is very nervous because he has some odd physical features due to childhood disease. She says "Is it your ears? I noticed that they are abnormally large." "No, he says, it is lower." He takes off his shoes and says "See how odd my toes are? I had Toe-lio as a child." She says " I am not concerned about your toes, baby, anything else wrong?" He takes his pants down and shows her his knees below his PT cruiser boxer shorts and says "see how odd my knees are? I had kneezles as a child." She says, "I am not concerned about your knees, baby." He takes down his PT Cruiser boxers and she immediately exclaims "Oh, you poor thing. Did you have smallcocks as a child?"
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