Medical distinction between Guts and Balls

[KBMWRS]

There is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls. We' ve all heard about people having Guts or Balls. But do you really know the difference?

In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions:

GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'

BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the Balls to say: 'You're next, Chubby.'

I hope this clears up any confusion.

Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome.

Both result in Death.

 

[blue65coupe]

I guess I'm castrated.

 

[Anonymous]

I ain't got nothing to worry about. I can't see my balls for my guts.

 

[Jonk67]

You know what they say,
No Guts, No Glory
No Balls, call me Gloria

 

[Anonymous]

Well, I guess it's part of getting old, what was a Bratwurst is now like one of those little Cocktail Weenies, the Plums are now Raisens. :shrug

 

[AzPete]

Well, I guess it's part of getting old, what was a Bratwurst is now like one of those little Cocktail Weenies, the Plums are now Raisens. :shrug

You must be REAL old.........or dead.......

 

[Anonymous]

I've been known to exaggerate, but only a little. BTW, I'm not that old but I am high mileage.

 

[AzPete]

I've been known to exaggerate, but only a little. BTW, I'm not that old but I am high mileage.

Sounds like high mileage 2" at a time.....and if you are looking at cocktail weenies now.....old age will be total hibernation.

Glad I am not old yet.....

 

[70 StangMan]

Glad I am not old yet.....

Just keep hanging (so to speak) at Hooters and you will be fine.