While messing around on the computer, I realized I didn't know how to use Microsoft Access. So, I tried computer tech trick #1, AKA "screw with it and see if you can figure out how to use it". No dice. I have no idea what I did. I think it's supposed to spit something out when you type something in and hit "search" and it didn't do a blasted thing.
So, I move on to patented geek trick #2 "google it and look for a how-to". Usually never fails. Usually.
So I type in "how to"....
...Google pops up and suggests "how to get pregnant". Now, seeing as how I was looking for something more along the lines of "how to use microsoft access", I didn't find their suggestion too helpful.
But, who the heck has been using my PC? More importantly, what the heck were they looking at? Also, I got tricky and took Windows off of it. How did they figure out how to work my computer?
The skwerls, they've been using my internet! :hide
So, I move on to patented geek trick #2 "google it and look for a how-to". Usually never fails. Usually.
So I type in "how to"....
...Google pops up and suggests "how to get pregnant". Now, seeing as how I was looking for something more along the lines of "how to use microsoft access", I didn't find their suggestion too helpful.
But, who the heck has been using my PC? More importantly, what the heck were they looking at? Also, I got tricky and took Windows off of it. How did they figure out how to work my computer?
The skwerls, they've been using my internet! :hide
