God looked at the world and noticed that a lot of people were having oral sex.
He called Moses in his office to discuss this problem.
God said, "Moses, it looks like an awful lot of people on earth are have oral
sex. Would you go down and take a survey?"
So, Moses went down to earth and took a survey to determine just how many
people were having sex. He returned to Heaven and reported to God that at
least 90% of the people on earth were indeed having oral sex.
This disturbed God and so he suggested to Moses, "I think it is time to destroy
the earth. No one seems to care about their souls anymore. I think I will
make it rain for 40 days and nights and destroy the earth!"
"But," Moses replied, "You promised you would never do that again!"
"Do you have another suggestion?" God asked.
"Yes, why don't you give the people who are NOT having oral sex a special
certificate into Heaven." Moses suggested.
God thought that was a great idea. So they made out special certificates to
get into Heaven for the people who were not having oral sex.
Do you know what they said?
No?
You mean you didn't get one?...yeah..me neither...
fd
He called Moses in his office to discuss this problem.
God said, "Moses, it looks like an awful lot of people on earth are have oral
sex. Would you go down and take a survey?"
So, Moses went down to earth and took a survey to determine just how many
people were having sex. He returned to Heaven and reported to God that at
least 90% of the people on earth were indeed having oral sex.
This disturbed God and so he suggested to Moses, "I think it is time to destroy
the earth. No one seems to care about their souls anymore. I think I will
make it rain for 40 days and nights and destroy the earth!"
"But," Moses replied, "You promised you would never do that again!"
"Do you have another suggestion?" God asked.
"Yes, why don't you give the people who are NOT having oral sex a special
certificate into Heaven." Moses suggested.
God thought that was a great idea. So they made out special certificates to
get into Heaven for the people who were not having oral sex.
Do you know what they said?
No?
You mean you didn't get one?...yeah..me neither...
fd
