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Monday stab at humor !

Flysure1

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Trip to the dentist---

The dentist picks up the anesthetic syringe to give the man an injection
"No way! No needles, I hate needles" the patient said.
The dentist prepares to administer nitrous oxide, but the man objects.
"I can't do the gas thing. The thought of putting a gas mask on suffocates me!!"
The dentist then asks the patient if he has any objection to taking a pill.
"No objection" the patient says."I'm fine with pills".
The dentist then returns and says "heres a Viagra."
The patient says, "Wow, I didn't know Viagra worked as a painkiller".



"It doesn't" said the dentist, "but it's going to give you something to hold onto when I pull your tooth".
 
"Flysure1" said:
Potent Anesthetic
The dentist picks up an anesthetic syringe to give the man an injection
"No way! No needles. I hate needles." the patient said.
The dentist prepares to administer nitrous oxide, but the man objects.

Should I laugh yet.....
 
"Flysure1" said:
Potent Anesthetic

The dentist picks up an anesthetic syringe to give the man an injection
"No way! No needles. I hate needles." the patient said.
The dentist prepares to administer nitrous oxide, but the man objects.

... Wow,I tried to add the rest of his joke but it don't work for me either. Just google "No way! No needles. I hate needles." the patient said. " and you will find the rest.
 
"Flysure1" said:
I have been trying to change it since I posted it--it shows up correct on preview then cuts it in post

Use the modify button on the lower right side of the posting...
 
finally got it posted---I did try the modify--I tried to paste the rest of the joke onto the half post--wouldn't take--finally slowly typed it in a reply then copied it and pasted it to the original--phew!
 
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