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Mondays Joke

scedd

scedd

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Shut up ya Barstards.
Here, i'll try again


A man goes to an oral surgeon to have a tooth pulled.
The dentist pulls out a freezing needle to give the man.
 
Man, that was sooooooooooooo funny. I love the new copy/paste function.
 
Well this has got me fucked.
I cant paste any more than the first 2 lines.
Is this a new "Anti Piracy" measure?
 
copy paste will work when you use the modify message icon your post. Not the icon next to the quote and remove icons, the other one.
 
This it?

A man goes to an oral surgeon to have a tooth pulled.
The dentist pulls out a freezing needle to give the man a shot.
The dentist starts to hook up the laughing gas and the man objects.
"I can"t do the gas thing. The thought of having the gas mask on is suffocating me!!"
The dentist then asks the patient if he has any objection to taking a pill.
"No objection", says the patient, "I"m fine with pills."
The dentist then returns and says, "Great - Here"s a Viagra tablet."
The patient says, "Wow! I didn"t know Viagra worked as a pain killer!"
"It doesn"t," said the dentist "but it will give you something to hold onto when I pull your tooth!!!"
 
"Gigantopithecus" said:
copy paste will work when you use the modify message icon your post. Not the icon next to the quote and remove icons, the other one.
Click to expand...

Where's the other one?
 
The reason God created man before he made woman is he really didn't need any advice.



A man who has lost 90% of his thought process is commonly refereed to as a widower.



You know what you'll see each time the Pillsbury Doughboy bends over? ...Doughnuts.



The best and easiest way to get your head above water is to receive all your blowjobs on a boat.




Two gals were talking over coffee when one said of her new hubby, "His penis isn't large at all, but the sex with him is wonderful."

"So what you're saying is," her friend reasoned, "is that he has money out the ying-yang."

The first replied, "Exactly!"



Do you know what diapers and politicians have in common? They both should be changed on a regular basis,...and for exactly the same reason.





A man approached a beautiful woman who happened to be sitting alone at the bar and asked her if he could buy her a drink. She looked him over, sneered, and said flatly, "I'm sorry, but I have a boyfriend."

The guy smiled. "Is that so. Well I have a grey cat and a huge goldfish."

The woman looked at him, her mouth agape. "What in the world does that have to do with anything?"

"Oh," the guy smiled, "I thought you wanted to talk about shit that doesn't matter."

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"Gigantopithecus" said:
This it?

A man goes to an oral surgeon to have a tooth pulled.
The dentist pulls out a freezing needle to give the man a shot.
The dentist starts to hook up the laughing gas and the man objects.
"I can"t do the gas thing. The thought of having the gas mask on is suffocating me!!"
The dentist then asks the patient if he has any objection to taking a pill.
"No objection", says the patient, "I"m fine with pills."
The dentist then returns and says, "Great - Here"s a Viagra tablet."
The patient says, "Wow! I didn"t know Viagra worked as a pain killer!"
"It doesn"t," said the dentist "but it will give you something to hold onto when I pull your tooth!!!"
Click to expand...
:thu :thu
 
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