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After a wonderful night of love making, the young guy rolled over and was looking around when he noticed a framed picture of another man on a desk in the distance.
Naturally, the guy began to worry."
Is that your husband?"
he inquired nervously."
No, silly," she replied, snuggling up to him."
Your boyfriend then?"
he asked."
No, not at all," she said, nibbling away at his ear."
Well, who is he then?"
demanded the bewildered guy. Calmly, she answered, "That's me before the surgery."
A Sunday School teacher of preschoolers was concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus Christ because of the Christmas season emphasis on His birth. He wanted to make sure they understood that the birth of Jesus occurred a long time ago, that He grew up, etc. So he asked his class, "Where is Jesus today?"
Steven raised his hand and said, "He's in heaven."
Mary was called on and answered, "He's in my heart."
Little Johnny, waving his hand furiously, blurted out, "I know! I know! He's in our bathroom!!!"
The whole class got very quiet, looked at the teacher, and waited for a response. The teacher was completely at a loss for a few very long seconds. He finally gathered his wits and asked Little Johnny how he knew this.
And Little Johnny said, "Well...every morning, my father gets up, bangs on the bathroom door, and yells 'Jesus Christ, are you still in there?'!"
The train ride
Sitting together on a train was Obama, George Bush Jr., a little old lady, and a young blond girl with large boobs.
Train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there is the sound of a loud slap.
When the train emerges from the tunnel,
Obama has a bright red hand print on his cheek.
No one speaks.
The old lady thinks: Obama must have groped the blonde in the dark, and she slapped him.
The blond girl thinks: Obama must have tried to grope me in the dark, but missed and fondled the old lady and she slapped him..
Obama thinks: Bush must have groped the blonde in the dark. She tried to slap him but missed and got me instead.
George Bush thinks:
I can't wait for another tunnel, so I can smack Obama again.
I have a few more, but they will be in the VGOFL...
fd
cheeriobama's packed full of vitamins, riboflavin, niacin, electrolytes and HOPE!
and dont forget oreobamas...black enough for democrats white enough not to scare republicans...
After a wonderful night of love making, the young guy rolled over and was looking around when he noticed a framed picture of another man on a desk in the distance.
Naturally, the guy began to worry."
Is that your husband?"
he inquired nervously."
No, silly," she replied, snuggling up to him."
Your boyfriend then?"
he asked."
No, not at all," she said, nibbling away at his ear."
Well, who is he then?"
demanded the bewildered guy. Calmly, she answered, "That's me before the surgery."
A Sunday School teacher of preschoolers was concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus Christ because of the Christmas season emphasis on His birth. He wanted to make sure they understood that the birth of Jesus occurred a long time ago, that He grew up, etc. So he asked his class, "Where is Jesus today?"
Steven raised his hand and said, "He's in heaven."
Mary was called on and answered, "He's in my heart."
Little Johnny, waving his hand furiously, blurted out, "I know! I know! He's in our bathroom!!!"
The whole class got very quiet, looked at the teacher, and waited for a response. The teacher was completely at a loss for a few very long seconds. He finally gathered his wits and asked Little Johnny how he knew this.
And Little Johnny said, "Well...every morning, my father gets up, bangs on the bathroom door, and yells 'Jesus Christ, are you still in there?'!"
The train ride
Sitting together on a train was Obama, George Bush Jr., a little old lady, and a young blond girl with large boobs.
Train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there is the sound of a loud slap.
When the train emerges from the tunnel,
Obama has a bright red hand print on his cheek.
No one speaks.
The old lady thinks: Obama must have groped the blonde in the dark, and she slapped him.
The blond girl thinks: Obama must have tried to grope me in the dark, but missed and fondled the old lady and she slapped him..
Obama thinks: Bush must have groped the blonde in the dark. She tried to slap him but missed and got me instead.
George Bush thinks:
I can't wait for another tunnel, so I can smack Obama again.
I have a few more, but they will be in the VGOFL...
fd