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My first condom

d_ford

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My First Condom


I recall my first time with a condom. I was 16.
I went in to buy a packet of condoms at Moser,s
pharmacy. In those days it took a lot of guts to
go in a store and ask for that kind of item because
everyone in town knew me and there was no doubt
the young lady (I think her name was Dolores) knew
what they were for.

She was working as an assistant behind the counter,
and she could see that I was really embarrassed by
the whole procedure. She handed me the package and
asked if I knew how to wear one. I honestly answered,
'No, not really.'

So she unwrapped the package, took one out and
slipped it over her thumb. She cautioned me to
make sure it was on tight and secure.

I apparently still looked confused. So, she looked
all around the store to see if it were empty. It was.
'Just a minute,' she said, and walked to the door
and locked it. Taking my hand, she led me into
the back room, unbuttoned her blouse and removed it.
She unhooked her bra and laid it aside. 'Do these
excite you?' She asked.

Well, I was so dumb-struck that all I could do was
stand there with my mouth open and nod my head.
She then said it was time to slip the condom on.
As I was slipping it on, she dropped her skirt,
removed her panties and lay down on a desk.
'Well, come on', she said, 'We don't have much time.'

So I climbed on her. It was so wonderful that,
unfortunately, I could no longer hold back and KAPOW,
I was done within a few moments.

She looked at me with a bit of a frown.
'Did you put that condom on, Vince?' she asked.
I said, 'sure did,' and held up my thumb to show her.

She then beat the shit out of me....

Women have always been hard for me to figure out.
 
My first one was from a vending machine in the bathroom. I thought it was a pack of water balloons. You should have seen me Dad's face when I filled it up at the KOA . I remember thinking it was a lot of money ( $.10 ) for one water balloon. It held a lot of water though and made a big splash. My Mom got a big kick out of it.
 
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First truck stop bathroom condom I ever got. The husband got it from the mens room. LOL

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edit* photoshopped the F word just incase
 
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"blown66" said:
Sorry! I never used them....My wife was my first I was 19. :thu :part

Beyond the implication that people who use rubbers are fornicators, I've used more after I was married than before.

Ok, I should clarify that, because that didn't sound good either. I've used more, with my wife, after I was married than before.
 
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