Hey Y'all, I hope this finds you doing well.
Wanted to update you on my diet plan.
I called the "Guaranteed" weight loss company and ordered their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program.
The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before me a
voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of
Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck.
She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company.
The sign reads, 'If you can catch me, you can have me.'
Without a second thought, I took off after her. A few miles later
huffing and puffing, I finally gave up.
The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing happens.
On the fifth day, I weighed myself and am delighted to find I
lost 10 lbs. as promised.
I called the company and ordered their 5-day/20 pound program.
The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most
stunning, beautiful, sexy woman I have ever seen in his life. She is
wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck
that reads, 'If you catch me you can have me'.
Well, I'm out the door after her like a shot. This girl is in
excellent shape and I do my best, but no such luck. So for the next
four days, the same routine happens and I'm gradually getting in
better and better shape.
Much to my delight on the fifth day when I weigh myself, I
discover that I have lost another 20 lbs. as promised. So I decide to
go for broke and calls the company to order the 5-day/50 pound program.
"Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone. "This is our
most rigorous program."
"Absolutely," I replied, "I haven't felt this good in years."
The next day there's a knock at the door; and when I open it I find
a huge muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running
shoes and a sign around his neck that reads, "If I catch you,... you're mine."
I lost 63 pounds that week.
Love
Skinny Rod
Wanted to update you on my diet plan.
I called the "Guaranteed" weight loss company and ordered their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program.
The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before me a
voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of
Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck.
She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company.
The sign reads, 'If you can catch me, you can have me.'
Without a second thought, I took off after her. A few miles later
huffing and puffing, I finally gave up.
The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing happens.
On the fifth day, I weighed myself and am delighted to find I
lost 10 lbs. as promised.
I called the company and ordered their 5-day/20 pound program.
The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most
stunning, beautiful, sexy woman I have ever seen in his life. She is
wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck
that reads, 'If you catch me you can have me'.
Well, I'm out the door after her like a shot. This girl is in
excellent shape and I do my best, but no such luck. So for the next
four days, the same routine happens and I'm gradually getting in
better and better shape.
Much to my delight on the fifth day when I weigh myself, I
discover that I have lost another 20 lbs. as promised. So I decide to
go for broke and calls the company to order the 5-day/50 pound program.
"Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone. "This is our
most rigorous program."
"Absolutely," I replied, "I haven't felt this good in years."
The next day there's a knock at the door; and when I open it I find
a huge muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running
shoes and a sign around his neck that reads, "If I catch you,... you're mine."
I lost 63 pounds that week.
Love
Skinny Rod
