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My nieghbor is really starting to be a dick

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midpack

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He (and his witch wife) have complained about stuff for years... mostly little stuff, and wicked nosy...

He even complained about where I was parked on my own property!!

Well last weekend really frosted me... the bastard aimed the discharge chute of his snowblower at my 16 yo daughters truck!!! (ok so it was my old truck until a few weeks ago) I figured it out because there were chunks of ice in the bed when I went to clear it off. :rp

What would you do Dave?
 
:rp Dave's blood pressure goes up just reading this! "It puts the lotion on it's skin or it gets the hose again", he keeps repeating to himself as he read this! :rp
 
Forget about the snow blower and "returning the favor".

This guy/wife needs to feel real pain. An eye for a stubbed toe is my motto. You don't want to get "even" with the guy.... getting even accomplishes nothing. Your goal is to go up on the guy by the power of X5.

Do you own a garden hose? Do you have access to a water spicket that with the aforementioned hose could supply a steady stream of water to his driveway/cars/front steps on any night where the temps will be below freezing?

Do it, do it now!

Turn his front steps/walkway/cars/driveway into a freakin' frozen winter wonderland.

If/when he asks you WTF?.... tell him it must have rained during the night... at only his house.

He wants to play games? We can play games all winter long.

Did I ever mention how much I dislike neighbors? Even "nice" neighbors are annoying. With my "expected" Powerball winnings I plan to re-locate to the middle of a 10,000 acre ranch somewhere in Idaho/Wyoming where a 2 hour trip into town will bring me to the local general store with hopefully no customers but me. Heck, I might even buy the nearest town and tell everyone to move. I'l re-populate the town with blind/deaf people so that they can't see me or talk to me.

Neighbors, screw them!
 
I like it day...

I had a neighbor complain about the lights around my house. I only have a couple on. For the next two weeks all of them were on! It was like daylight out. Oh, I forgot to tel you, I went on vacation and was gone and the lights were just accidentally on purpose left on. Heheheheh

Ice skating rink right next door....hehehehehe

Mel
 
Damn, i havent laughed that hard in a long time. Midpack, you have to do it, and take pics... Thats great Dave!
 
Hey Dave, I bet he could get some real use out of some of my noisemakers. Kinda reminds me of one of our college trips to Snowshoe. Got in a big snowball fight with the neighboring cabin. They went in before we ran out of beer so I go out on the ski slope and start dragging this snow machine over. I aim it right at their cabin, yell at 'em a little and this guy decides to open this massive window in their den and moon me. I didn't know how to get the cold air on so I just hit the water nozzle, blasted it through the window (lucky aiming right there), and went inside. I don't know how long it was before they got out to turn it off but when we got up in the morning there was over 2' of ice on their deck. Freakin' hiliarious. I'll second Dave's thoughts.
 
That was awesome Dave, I love it. As long as they dont have a handicap stamp on the license plate of their car or a rear view mirror thing I say do it.
 
I was trying to avoid answering this question/explaining myself.....

NOTHING is "your own fault". There is ALWAYS blame that can be laid on someone else.
 
"daveSanborn" said:
Did I ever mention how much I dislike neighbors? Even "nice" neighbors are annoying. With my "expected" Powerball winnings I plan to re-locate to the middle of a 10,000 acre ranch somewhere in Idaho/Wyoming where a 2 hour trip into town will bring me to the local general store with hopefully no customers but me. Heck, I might even buy the nearest town and tell everyone to move. I'l re-populate the town with blind/deaf people so that they can't see me or talk to me.

Neighbors, screw them!
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Come on Dave, you know this ain't true. You have too much fun at the expense of others. You'd go stir crazy all alone! And with no Pizza! WTF!!!!!!!!!
 
Holy resurrected thread Batman!

I was expecting to see an update from the OP on what the neighbors were up to this summer...
 
BP doesn't get out much, but when he does.....look out old threads, here I come :pbj
 
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